Christian One Liners
Don't let your
worries get the
Best of you;
remember, Moses
started
Out as a basket
case.
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Some people are
kind, polite, and
Sweet-spirited until
you try to sit in
their pews.
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Many folks want to
serve God,
But only as
advisors.
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It is easier to
preach ten sermons
Than it is to live
one.
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The good Lord didn't
create anything
Without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come
close.
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When you get to your
wit's end,
You'll find God
lives there.
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People are funny;
they want the front
Of the bus, the
middle of the road,
and
The back of the
church.
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Opportunity may
knock once, but
temptation
Bangs on your front
door forever.
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Quit griping about
your church;
If it was perfect,
you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants
a better pastor,
It only needs to
pray for the one it
has.
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God Himself does not
propose to judge
A man until he is
dead. So why should
you?
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Some minds are like
concrete-
Thoroughly mixed up
and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a
smile.
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I don't know why
some people
Change churches;
what difference does
It
make which one you
stay home from?
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A lot
of church members
who are singing
"Standing on the
Promises"
Are
just sitting on the
premises.
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We were called to be
witnesses,
Not
lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of
men. You catch Them
-
He'll
clean them.
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Coincidence is when
God
Chooses to remain
anonymous.
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Don't put a question
mark
Where
God put a period.
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Don't
wait for 6 strong
men
To
take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits
create many jams.
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God doesn't call the
qualified,
He
qualifies the
called.
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God
grades on the cross,
not the curve.
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God loves everyone,
but
probably prefers
"fruits of the
spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe
landing,
Not a
calm passage.
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He who angers you,
controls you!
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If
God is your Co-pilot
- swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God
instructions --
just
report for duty!
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The task ahead of us
is never as
Great as the Power
behind us.
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The Will of God
never takes you to
Where the Grace of
God will not protect
you.
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We don't change the
message,
The
message changes us.
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You
can tell how big a
person is
By
what it takes to
discourage him.
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The
best mathematical
equation
I
have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails =
4 given.