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Blonde's Jigsaw Puzzle A group of blondes
walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row
of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast,
"Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again,
they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51
days and down their drinks. |
| Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she
was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over."That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said."Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman. "Okay.", replied the herder. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382". "Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, no I have a proposition for you". "What is it?", queried the woman. "If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?" |
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